In lieu of asking for anything for myself this year, instead I'd like to ask for a gift for my friend Tara.
As you know, Tara's busy building her house, so I don't think that she'd have time to actually compose this letter herself. Also, I think maybe she's too nice to ask for what she needs.
It's not that I don't like her third cousin Billy Bob from Arkansas. Personally, I don't find tattoos with the NASCAR emblem endearing, but I'm not the judgemental type, and you know, to each their own. And bless his heart for thinking of Tara when he brought her a housewarming gift.
I'll admit, I was a tad concerned when he told the story of collecting the last chair; how he ran as fast as he could and leapt over a broken-down lawn mower, and how just in the knick of time the doberman chasing him met the end of his chain. Thank goodness he had the dexterity not to spill his can of Old Milwaukee Light and had it to quench his thirst as he laid there, panting on the ground, thanking his lucky stars.
I don't want to hurt anyones feelings, but it's just that I was sort of picturing a different set of furniture for Tara's living room. Something with, oh, cushions and a place to recline in front of the fireplace.
Do you think you could please bring her a nice set from Pottery Barn? I promise that I'll help her move it and bring out the set from Billy Bob when he
Thanks Santa,
Jenn
This weekend was a pretty exciting one. Yet another milestone has been started...although not quite completed.


